Its a struggle out in malibu
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
when your leg turns against you
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.
this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life
i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up
Feathered T. rexes are fun to draw.
Someone made a sweet little figurine of that mysterious StreetView creature. (via @curetencho @gohsuket) pic.twitter.com/hYDRPSpk7U (via Twitter / GammaCounter: Someone made a sweet little …)
(Half-cat, who was actually made in Photoshop and posted on internet message boards, was believed to be a Street View glitch)
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye